Delve into the world of junior football with Robert Burns and Dynamite Dave every Thursday night on Pulse 98.4, with special guests from clubs across the country.
How would you describe your show?
An offbeat look at the wonderful world of junior football as it sadly fades into oblivion.
Favourite band / artist?
Robert – Simple Minds
Dave – Bruce Springsteen
Robert – James – Getting Away With It
Dave – Johnny 99 – Bruce Springsteen
Robert – Chinese
Dave – Indian
Robert – Blue
Dave – Green
Where is your favourite place you’ve ever visited?
Robert – Dalmellington
Dave – Los Angeles
Where is your dream holiday destination?
Robert – Shilford
Dave – The Moon or Neilston as it’s better known!
What three celebrities or historical figures would you invite to your fantasy dinner party?
Robert – Albert Tatlock, Scooby Doo, and one of the Wurzels.
Dave – Bill Shankly, Maradona, and Muhammad Ali
What item would you take if you were cast away to a desert island?
Robert – Bear Grylls
Dave – A boat
Sum yourself up in three words
Robert – Lacks concentration
Dave – Not quite Right
What’s been your favourite moment at Pulse 98.4?
Robert – Martin McKenna… all?? stones of him dressed in a mankini leaving nothing to the imagination!
Dave – Being a guest on the show then becoming a presenter. The happy birthday show was great when I gate-crashed Robert and his guests Jimmy McQuade and Mark Cameron with a birthday cake, fantastic.
What’s your funniest on-air story?
Robert – See above, couldn’t speak for laughing! To explain, Martin dropped something and bent down to pick it up and Dave said “that reminds me, I have to go home via the Clyde Tunnel”
Dave – A previous guest was name dropping about all the Man Utd players he had met and I asked who, he said “well for example Chris Smalling”, he’s rotten!